Monday, October 13, 2014

How to Procrastinate.

How to Procrastinate:

1. First you need something to do.
2. You need a deadline.
3. You need to have it in the back of your mind at all times of the day. (Like it needs to bug you and churn at your soul every time you think about it.)
4. You need to sit on the couch and watch netflix, go on facebook or pinterst,  hang out with friends, take a nap, stare at the wall, etc. (Basically something pointless that takes up way more time then it should)
5. Participate in this activity until the morning of the deadline.
6. Then it's your choice to either do whatever it is you put off for so long or you can procrastinate further to the point where you are 100% unprepared.
7. Take my advice. Because I didn't write this blog until the day after it was due which makes me the master procrastinator.

Look it up in the dictionary...procrastination...and you'll see a picture of me...

Homework- We all have that moment of panic, like OH MY GOD I DIDN'T DO MY HOMEWORK ON THE WEEKEND!!!

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